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If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?

audiodude:

have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm off?

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doctorwho:

Arthur Darvill

You master of the comedic arts, you.

boy:: hi
girl:: i have a boyfriend
boy:: i said hi not suck my dick

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lulz-time:

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wwiao:

imagine how awful it must have been to escort a pregnant 13 year old riding a donkey by foot on the 15 mile trek from nazareth to bethlehem in blazing hot desert temperatures then once the kid is born youre constantly reminded about how youre not even his real father sucks 2 b joseph

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lulz-time:

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